There has been a reported sighting of a baby…. supposedly the baby was sighted on August 6, 2007 at 4:57pm. He’s a male, unknown height, 7 pounds 9 ouces, reddish hair, and likes to suck fingers (your’s or his)
If you’ve spotted this baby, please report it immediately! He responds to Jacob Andrew or hey cute little kid… For other mug shots, please visit:
Diane and I are now proud owners of a little dot on an ultrasound. What this means, is that there is this alien thing growing inside of her that some people call a “baby”. I think it’s a little monster already. Diane has lost her sweet tooth, insists on eating toast every 10 minutes, and doesn’t stop sleeping.
Stay tuned for more information… and photos… I hope to document it well with photos, but Diane isn’t too keen on the mug shot plan that I’ve created. I’ll work on that.
